The way I'm feeling today, it seems like I should write this gallery description in the form of a "FML" type of thing... "Today, I feel like a giant sack of dog poop, so to cheer myself up, I am posting a gallery of one of my favorite Asian import/softcore models, Christine Mendoza, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. FML" ...Well, wait. The first part fits, but there's nothing bad about Filipina hotties dressed up as sexy schoolgirls, so... um, oops. Unless you're being like, "Christine, please come fuck my life" as some sort of vaguely Engrish innuendo attempt. ...Okay, you know what, I just... I just need to stop writing here. This is horrible, and this gallery is gorgeous and deserves better. Just check out the hot pix, visit Christine's website, and leave me alone to feel sorry for myself that I can't even write decently today! So, um... bye?